Disrupted Industries Catalogue

www.disruptedindustries.com

Novelty gifts, homewares and apparel. Choose from our bestselling designs or add your own to our huge range of customisable products.

Melbourne based and Australian Owned. 

Disrupted Industries

accessories

bags

clothing

cosmetics

fashion

footwear

fragrance

textiles

candles

collectables

glassware

handmade

licensed

novelties

soaps

souvenirs

stationery

gifts

cookware

décor

furniture

garden

homewares

interiors

kitchen

lighting

linen

luggage

packaging

storage

tableware

technology

utensils

home

baby

education

games

kids

toys

confectionery

gadgets

gourmet food

adventure

outdoor

travel

outdoors

christmas

easter

seasonal

The candle that helps you calm the fuck down.

Light this bad boy and the troubles of the day will fade away, along with the fucks you didn't want to give. 

Seven delicious scents to choose from. L Size with new Rose Gold electroplated inner. Looks incredible once lit!

Triple scented 
Soy wax, hand-poured in the Yarra Valley
Up to 65 hours burning time
Matte Black jar 
Unique Wood Wick gives that "crackly" sound
Size - 8cm diameter. Height - 10cm
Comes with a Rose Gold lid and gift box
The perfect rude candle gift
Fragrances

Vanilla Caramel

A gorgeous sweet treat with buttery top notes and just a touch of saltiness rounded out with caramel, coconut, vanilla and creamy condensed milk.

French Pear

This variety of pear derives its name from the phrase Doyenne du Comice, meaning 'Top of the show', as they are often celebrated as the best pear variety. Originating in France, the fragrance is rich, juicy and meltingly smooth. 

Top Notes: Orange, Cinnamon

Middle Notes: Clove, Green Pear

Base Notes: Coconut, Vanilla

Black Raspberry & Vanilla

Blackberries and raspberries head this alluring fragrance with pretty, white florals at its core, harmonised by resounding notes of creamy vanilla and luscious musk.

Coconut & Lime

The ultimate refresher. A tantalising fusion of fresh coconut, and lime and invigorating verbena soothed by luscious vanilla. An irresistible classic.

Strawberries & Champagne

A distinctive combination of ripe strawberries and raspberries with notes of champagne and roses.

Peony Rose

The aroma of velvety rose and clean floral peony petals with subtle hints of green tea, lavender spike and jasmine.

Cologne

Sexy and alluring, Cologne is a powerful, seductive scent which will send your senses into overdrive. A masculine aftershave type fragrance with sharp notes of bergamot and cedar wood, coupled with warm leather and musk base notes.

Japanese Honeysuckle

A sweet flowering vine with one of the most loved floral scents. Top notes of Mandarin and Pine needle, middle notes of Grape and Neroli and Base notes of Vanilla, Malt, Jasmine and Cedarwood

 

 

Calm The Fuck Down - Wood Wick Candle

Calm The Fuck Down Candle - Vanilla Caramel

Calm The Fuck Down Candle - Black Raspberry & Vanilla

Calm The Fuck Down Candle - Peony Rose

Calm The Fuck Down Candle - Coconut & Lime

Calm The Fuck Down Candle - Strawberries & Champagne

Let The Fun Be Gin! Perfect for the Gin lovers. 

Keep your drinks cool or HOT in this double-walled, vacuum tumbler.

Made from food-grade stainless steel, this will have your back at a picnic, BBQ, beach or poolside gathering.

The lid has a spill-proof seal and a hole that is perfect for sticking a straw into to ensure that your drinking experience is worry-free. 

Double-walled vacuum  18/20 stainless steel construction
Great gift!
Gift boxed
Laser engraved
Unique 
Spill-proof design 
Holds up to 350mls!
Care Instructions

Hand wash with mild dish soap. We do not recommend washing in the dishwasher. 

Let The Fun Be Gin Stainless Steel Tumbler

EMERALD GLITTER - Let The Fun Be Gin Stainless Steel Tumbler

PINK GLITTER - Let The Fun Be Gin Stainless Steel Tumbler

BLACK - Let The Fun Be Gin Stainless Steel Tumbler

LILAC GLITTER - Let The Fun Be Gin Stainless Steel Tumbler

AMETHYST GLITTER - Let The Fun Be Gin Stainless Steel Tumbler

SPACE GREY - Let The Fun Be Gin Stainless Steel Tumbler

I spend my days and nights making lists of shit I need to get done. But it barely ever happens. My mind is chaos and I won't apologise, but making lists makes me feel like a grown-up.

A5 notebook with soft, neoskin cover. Contains 80 lined leaves (160 pages), an elastic closure and a bookmark ribbon.



My List of Shit That Needs to Get Done Notebook

BLACK

She's a mum. She's a partner. She's a businesswoman. She's a cook. She's a cleaner.

She's the Queen Of Fucking Everything....

This beautiful Rose Gold coloured floater pen is as practical as it is beautiful.

Get through boring meetings by tipping it upside down and watching the glitter move about, or actually write with it. Because it is a pen after all!

Black Ink 
Great Gift
Laser engraved with the words Queen Of Fucking Everything. 
Discrete enough for the office
Comes presented in a black velvet pouch. 

Queen of Fucking Everything Glitter Pen

Available in Black or White, these are perfect for the gym or just when you don't want anyone walking too close to you. 

95% cotton, 5% elastane. These socks are ankle style / sports socks and fit up to approximately ladies size 10

Fuck Off Ankle Socks NEW

WHITE

Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers! This cute and office friendly mug helps you start the day with a laugh.

This high quality 11oz. ceramic white accent mug has a premium hard coat that provides crisp and vibrant color reproduction sure to last for years. Perfect for all hot & cold beverages. 

• High Gloss + Premium White Finish

• ORCA Coating

• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe

• 3.7″H x 3.7″W x 3.2″D

• 10.2″ Circumference

Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers Mug

Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers Mug Black

Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers Mug Blue

Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers Mug Red

Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers Mug Pink

Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers Mug Green

Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers Mug White

Comes in a gift pouch
Silver or Rose Gold
68mm diameter, one size fits most.
Stainless steel construction, Rose Gold is plated.
 

Fuck You Cancer Bangle

Fuck You Cancer Bangle - Rose Gold

Fuck You Cancer Bangle - Silver

This epic 4 pen pack gives you one of each from the new range at a massive discount.
Great for the office
Perfect as gifts
Have a laugh
Buy more and save!
Black Ink
Each Pen comes in a velvet presentation pouch


Pack contains the following pens. 

1 x I'm Feeling Stabby

1 x Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give

1 x I Hate Working Here

1 x Surrounded By Cunts

The Ultimate Sweary Pen Pack

Default Title

Oh yeah baby, it's time to set the fucking mood.

Whatever mood you are in, this little delight is sure to please. 

Six delicious scents to choose from. Large Size

Triple scented 
Soy wax, hand poured in the Yarra Valley
Up to 65 hours burning time
Matte Black jar 
Unique Wood Wick, gives that "crackly" sound
Size - 8cm diameter. Height - 10cm
Comes with a Rose Gold lid and gift box
**** May or may not help you get laid. We take no responsibility for personal rejection. *****

Fragrances

Vanilla Caramel

A gorgeous sweet treat with buttery top notes and just a touch of saltiness rounded out with caramel, coconut, vanilla and creamy condensed milk.

Black Raspberry & Vanilla

Blackberries and raspberries head this alluring fragrance with pretty, white florals at its core, harmonised by resounding notes of creamy vanilla and luscious musk.

Coconut & Lime

The ultimate refresher. A tantalising fusion of fresh coconut, and lime and invigorating verbena soothed by luscious vanilla. An irresistible classic.

Strawberries & Champagne

A distinctive combination of ripe strawberries and raspberries with notes of champagne and roses.

Peony Rose

The aroma of velvety rose and clean floral peony petals with subtle hints of green tea, lavender spike and jasmine.

Cologne

Sexy and alluring, Cologne is a powerful, seductive scent which will send your senses into overdrive. A masculine aftershave type fragrance with sharp notes of bergamot and cedar wood, coupled with warm leather and musk base notes.

Cinnamon & Vanilla

Warm cinnamon buns, fresh baked and drizzled with vanilla icing.

 

Set The Fucking Mood - Wood Wick Candle

Set The Fucking Mood - Wood Wick Candle Vanilla Caramel

Set The Fucking Mood - Wood Wick Candle Black Raspberry & Vanilla

Set The Fucking Mood - Wood Wick Candle Coconut & Lime

Set The Fucking Mood - Wood Wick Candle Cologne

Set The Fucking Mood - Wood Wick Candle Strawberries & Champagne

Set The Fucking Mood - Wood Wick Candle Romantic Rose

This epic 4 pen pack gives you one of each from the new range at a massive discount.
Great for the office
Perfect as gifts
Have a laugh
Black Ink
Each Pen comes in a velvet presentation pouch

Pack contains the following purple pens. 

1 x I'm Feeling Stabby

1 x Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give

1 x Hands Off My Fucking Pen

1 x Bitch In Charge

The Ultimate Sweary Purple Pen Pack

COVID-19 is spreading like wildfire. But we still need to have a laugh.

Impress your friends and save yourself from the apocalypse with these comedy hand sanitisers.

Kills 99.9% of germs!
H 90mm x 44mm
60ml
Ingredients: Ethyl Alcohol 75%, Water, Glycerin, Aloe Vera Gel, Honeysuckle Flower Extract, Astragalus Gummifer Root Extract, Cinnamomum Cassia Extract, Carbomer, Dmdm Hydantoin

Regretfully this item is available for Australia only, we cannot ship this size internationally. 

Don't Fucking Touch Me 60ml Hand Sanitiser

Top of the morning to ya! Time to rise and shine.

100% Cotton Tea Towel
Hanging Loop
50x70 cm


Rise & Shine Mother Cluckers Tea Towel

Express yourself and keep your drinks cool or hot in this double walled, vacuum tumbler.

Made from food grade stainless steel, this will have your back at a picnic, BBQ, beach or poolside party.

The lid has a spill-proof seal and a hole that is perfect for sticking a straw into to ensure that your drinking experience is worry free. Because god forbid you spill some of that precious wine juice...

Double walled vacuum  18/20 stainless steel construction
Great gift!
Gift boxed
Unique 
Spill proof design 
Holds up to 350mls! That's half a bottle of wine in case you're wondering. 
Care Instructions

Hand wash with a mild dish soap. Not dishwasher safe. 

Mum Juice Stainless Steel Tumbler

PINK GLITTER

LILAC

EMERALD

AMETHYST

DARK BLUE

Mum Juice Wine Tumbler - Black

LIGHT BLUE

This printed cotton tea towel will be the talk of your kitchen.

Say it like you mean it! 

100% cotton
Hanging loop
50 x 70 cm approx


Oh For Fuck's Sake Tea Towel

Oh For Fuck's Sake Tea Towel WHITE

Oh For Fuck's Sake Tea Towel - BLACK

This printed cotton tea towel will be the talk of your kitchen.

Say it like you mean it. 

100% cotton

Hanging loop

50 x 70 cm approx


You're Awesome, Keep That Shit Up Tea Towel

You’re Awesome, Keep That Shit Up
 - WHITE

You’re Awesome, Keep That Shit Up
 - Black 

This printed cotton tea towel will be the talk of your kitchen.

Say it like you mean it! 

100% cotton

Hanging loop

50 x 70 cm approx

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Tea Towel

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Tea Towel WHITE

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Tea Towel - BLACK

This printed cotton tea towel will be the talk of your kitchen.

Say it like you mean it! 

100% cotton

Hanging loop

50 x 70 cm approx

 

Looks Like It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock Tea Towel

Looks Like It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock Tea Towel - WHITE

Looks Like It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock Tea Towel - Black 

This printed cotton tea towel will be the talk of your kitchen.

Say it like you mean it. 

100% cotton

Hanging loop

50 x 70 cm approx

 

Amazing As Fuck Tea Towel

Amazing As Fuck Tea Towel - White

Amazing As Fuck Tea Towel - Black 

I'm straight outta marriage!

11oz ceramic mug

Gift boxed

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Straight Outta Marriage Mug

PINK

BLUE

Relationship Has 12 Letters, so does fuck this shit.

11oz ceramic mug

Gift boxed

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Relationship Has 12 Letters Mug

11oz ceramic mug

Gift boxed

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Relationship Options Mug

I Used To Be Married, But I'm Much Better Now.

11oz ceramic mug

Gift boxed

Dishwasher and microwave safe

I Used To Be Married, But I'm Much Better Now Mug

If you're happy and you know it, thank your ex (clap, clap)

11oz ceramic mug

Gift boxed

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Thank Your Ex Mug

BLACK - Thank Your Ex Mug

PINK - Thank Your Ex Mug

BLUE - Thank Your Ex Mug

RED - Thank Your Ex Mug

Better to have loved and divorced, than be stuck with an idiot forever.

11oz ceramic mug

Gift boxed

Dishwasher and microwave safe

Better To Have Loved And Divorced Mug

BLACK - Better To Have Loved And Divorced Mug

PINK  - Better To Have Loved And Divorced Mug

BLUE - Better To Have Loved And Divorced Mug

RED - Better To Have Loved And Divorced Mug

I can admit when I'm wrong. Like that one time I got married.....

11oz ceramic mug

Gift boxed

Dishwasher and microwave safe

I Can Admit When I'm Wrong Mug

Add some sweary to your boring old fridge with this magnet.

57 x 57mm

This listing is for one magnet. Fridge photos are for illustration. 