Phoenix Distribution Dad Jokes: Good, Clean Fun for All Ages!

<p style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin: 0px 0px 13px; padding: 0px; line-height: 17px; color: rgb(83, 86, 90); font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; text-decoration-thickness: initial;">For the embarrassing dads and pun lovers out there comes a massive collection of hundreds of the best (worst) dad jokes around, including clever quips, painful dialogue, and punny one-liners. Our&nbsp;<i style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);">Dad Jokes</i>&nbsp;book is ideally situated to become a groan-worthy, laugh-out-loud book for any of our channels looking for clean, approachable humor.<br style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" /> <br style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" /> This book includes over 500 dad jokes accompanied by sketch-style graphics roughly every other spread.<br style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" /> <br style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" /> Examples of jokes include:</p> <ul> <li style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!</li> <li style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.</li> <li style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">”Dad, can you put my shoes on?” “No, I don't think they'll fit me.”</li> <li style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">How does NASA organize a party? They planet.</li> <li style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.</li> <li style="--tw-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-inset: var(--tw-empty, ); --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59, 130, 246, 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">”Dad, will you make me a sandwich?” “POOF! You’re a sandwich!”</li> </ul>